It’s 2029, Tumblr has all but been abandoned, except for two posters. One is a 35 year old Onceler holdout from Nebraska. The other is making ground breaking cum jokes that could have defined an entire decade of posting. The two never had an overlapping mutual cluster, and as such, each person believes themselves to be the last poster on Tumblr.
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blood being frequently described as having a “coppery smell” in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it’s not copper
in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it’s probably better that it’s not inside you anymore actually.
story where blood is described as smelling or tasting “coppery” and it’s actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning
ALT
my cis, straight, non-furry friend said this and I told him it would do NUMBERS on tumblr
I’m out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me
Yuuuup my man Tony Fox and now Make sure you don’t go buying that Deltarune 3 Crap because this guy had me picking poisonous mushrooms and solving bridge troll’s riddle to torment my feeble vulnerable mind. Piece of shit
Direct action
comrade goat
truly the GOAT
I litterally haven’t been able to stop thinking about this video all day
you know what? i knew this video was going to be bad and yet i can’t stop thinking about it. i feel like the modern day adam and eve. i knew just by the thumbnail it was going to be bad but it was worse than i could ever imagine once i took the bite. and now i am infected with evil. op is a serpent.
school afternoons ☀️
fishing trip sketches 🐠🦀
